Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Trailer
Out this summer, Tim Burton and director Timur Bekmambetov explore the secret life of one of the greatest US presidents in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
Blackthorn Review
Did Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid meet their match in the shape of the Bolivian army? Mateo Gil’s Blackthorn claims otherwise, giving these legendary outlaws a different cinematic ending.
The Cabin In The Woods Review
Joss Whedon deftly delivers some horror subversion with a dollop of dry humour in The Cabin In The Woods.
Battleship Review
America, fuck yeah! I wish that’s what Hasbro had really called this abomination of a film, as Battleship most closely resembles Team America: World Police; only without the biting satire but amazingly even more wooden actors.
Maps & Atlases: Beware And Be Grateful Review
A terrible record is immediately unplayable and utterly dispensable; Beware And Be Grateful isn’t terrible and could have been great. Sometimes, that’s actually worse.